Three lovely lasses
came a courting one day
but I was wearing glasses
and each stayed away.
Yeah, I’m in that mood again.
People used to say “Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
Frankly, I never understood that. I’ve found few things as erotic as a woman taking off her glasses and smiling at me.
Of course, I have an evolutionary advantage: I’m one of those rare humans with a functioning Jacobson’s organ. Possessing one and not finding anything in the literature about it is probably what led me to do (what some consider) pioneering work understanding the vomeronasal system.
It’s probably why I have such an inviting smile…