Raccoons have never learned to play outfielder positions.
Nor catcher.
The problem is the glove. Nobody’s designed a good glove for a raccoon.
This results in them not fielding the ball, not controlling the game, …
Can’t say I blame them.
It has been said comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.
I once told a raccoon that.
She responded, “Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.”
Well said, said I, and agreed.
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