Ever heard me say or read from me “I’m boring and dull”?
I often offer that because I’ve lived with myself quite a while now and, based on experience, I’m boring and dull.
I mean, do you really want to be around someone who professes to be the seat of excitement, the epitome of intrigue, the keeper of frolic and frivolity?
The first may be the cause of gunfire exchange, the second could only be trusted to take care of themselves, and the third could never listen to you seriously.
So I’m boring and dull.
Professing to be boring and dull leaves lots of room. Pretty much you start at the bottom. Anything after that has to be up from where you started, right?
And then I get emails and texts and messages from people I’ve helped craft and tell stories.
And I go, “Yeah, I’m pretty okay.”
Think I’m onto something? Take a class with me, schedule a critique of your work, or buy me a coffee.
Think I’m an idiot? Let me know in a comment.
Either way, we’ll both learn something.
Get copies of my books because it’s a nice thing to do, you care, you can follow along, and I need the money. My latest is my fiction anthology Tales Told ‘Round Celestial Campfires Volume 2
FWIW, I hold a Creators RoundTable the last Thursday of every month from 7:30-8:30pmET. Watch past RoundTables. Register to participate.
Wilderness House Literary Review EIC Steve Glines and I (Senior Fiction Editor) hold monthly open chats with authors interested in a) writing for us, b) improving their craft in general, and/or c) increasing their chances of being accepted by other markets.
Meetings are held via Zoom on the last Friday of each month from 9-10amET.
So, want to know how to write for us? Want to know what gets our attention? Want to know how to write better for whatever market you’re interested in? Join us for our next “Meet the Editors” Zoom session. Seats limited! Sign up and talk with us. We’re relatively easy going and fun to be with.
Last item, finding these experiments useful? Strengthen my ego and link/friend/follow me.

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