Sara Wesley McBride’s “My Pumpkin Ate My Wife” in Legends

I asked fellow Legends – Monsters That Go Bump in the Night anthology contributors to share some things about themselves prior to publication and those generous enough to do so will be appearing here for the next week or so.

Each entry gives a taste of their contribution, a little about them, how to contact them, how their story came about, and definitely a link to Legends – Monsters That Go Bump in the Night (which you should purchase because it would make each and every one of us happy.
you do want to make us happy, don’t you?
i mean, considering what we wrote, you want us to know you’re a good person, right?).

And now, My Pumpkin Ate My Wife:

A dish flew at his head, shattering on the kitchen backsplash. Reginald installed that backsplash. He searched for two years to find the perfect historical tiles to match the kitchen accents. Every morning while brewing coffee, that backsplash brought a smile to his tired cheeks. It gave him hope that some people in this world cared about history. Now Verma, his soon-to-be-Ex-wife, was attempting to destroy it.
“You chipped the backsplash!” Reginald shouted.
“If you’d stop ducking, I wouldn’t hit your precious backsplash.”
“I hate your mother’s dishes as much as you do, but—”
“These are your mother’s dishes!” Verma shouted, throwing a well-aimed saucer like a frisbee.

How the story came about:
My best friend’s neighborhood in north San Diego goes crazy during Halloween. Nearly every house has an elaborate display. I always imagined the decorations coming to life. Then I transplanted that to the beautiful historic neighborhood of Pasadena, where I used to live, and threw in a very emotionally abused rocket scientist.

About Sara Wesley McBride:
Sara Wesley McBride suffers an unhealthy obsession with the haunted city of Venice, Italy. She has published a contemporary romance novel set in Venice, Will Write for Wine, and a collection of short stories inspired by Venetian history, Stories I Stole from Lord Byron’s Bastard. She won Writing Battle’s FEAR 2025 competition, and her short fiction can be found in Rat Bag Lit, Tales From the Cryptid, and several anthologies. When she’s not researching plagues, she can be found hiking around San Diego with her husband and tiny bouncy dog named Wombat. More info at SaraWesleyMcBride.com.

See all Legends stories here.

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