Contact me

I must say, I'm quite tired of receiving spam through this page. For every one genuine contact request I receive, there must be 20-30 invitations for sex, people convinced they can help me get more followers, wanting me to invest in cryptocurrencies, get me higher search rankings...
So I've decided to put a premium on my time. Not much of a premium and still a premium.
It'll cost you a dime to contact me through this form. I'll either get rich or the spam will go bye-bye.
Do you genuinely want to contact me and don't have a dime to spare? Reach out to me via Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, whatever, let me know you came here first, and I'll get back to you.
I promise.
Thankee.