Turkeys in Winter.
Forget that this post is being published in May. Just go with it.
Ah, turkeys in winter.
A glorious lot of them.
Making a mess in our backyard.
Turkeys, wonderful creatures that they are, have no knowledge of sanitation.
We venture forth, seed offerings in hand, they gather, …
We say, “Hey, human walking here.”
And they respond, “Gobble, gobble,” and after a moment’s deliberation, “Gobble!”